ROaStEd NuTS

Written February 8, 2011

“You don’t understand what I mean.  When I say be home at 6 o’clock that means 6 O’clock not nine or ten!  I’m not putting up with this bull#$%*.  Now didn’t she tell you that you needed to come see me this morning?  Then why aren’t you here?”

… and so it began.  Terrible Tuesday.

Vino?

(sound of whistle and quick steps through the halls)

VINO?!

Oh well. He pooped everyone.  No need to worry, he pooped alright!   BAD dog! You are in trouble mister!

SistA, you need to leash his butt.

I know, I have a leash. … enter sounds of dog being tortured by leash. 

Mango man:  Come on Vino….

What we hear:   YELP YELP

What Vino actually says: “Hif mir der Mensch wird würgte mich und ich werde sterben!”  

Translation with German accent: “Help me! The mean man is choking me and I will die!

Hours later we would rejoice when the announcement and all clear are made:  First poop on the leash! (… and the crowd roars.)

In the meantime…

Want a carmal mocha?  Look at this, all of them are that way!  They didn’t even fill them up all the way!!  I’d call them and complain if I were you… maybe they didn’t want you to roast your nuts? 

A little later…

I can’t believe she can write on face book but she  doesn’t have time to call me? 

Later still…

What do you mean we cant find the packet?  If the gang info is there then the packet is there.  I did them both at the same time. Oh and this kid has to go.  He was doing 115 mph and told the CHP he didn’t want to stop til he finished his cigarette. 

On another side of the world…

There has to be something for her in the community!  Take her to Lake County.  She’ll run. She knows too many people.

I have exhausted all my resources over here.  There is one more on Treasure Island.  Maybe the relatives will take the baby once its born.  She won’t be released til after that. 

Did you have a chance to process that paperwork so I can get paid?  Well we certainly forwarded it to the accounting people. No there are no hard feelings.  You have to do what it takes to get paid. I understand.

This is to advise you that the lawyers are now involved.  SO imagine if you were on a baseball team.  You ran across home base, but didn’t touch it.  What would the Ump say?  Nothing there would be no play to judge until the manager of the other team complained.  That’s why they have to accept the charges. If they complain, then we have to get the ruling in our favor. Its better if the CHP testifies.

He’s here. Lets arrest him so that he understands that his actions are not acceptable.

You can talk to the other one when he gets out of group.  The younger one was doing well until this one got to him.

“You don’t understand what I mean.  When I say be home at 6 o’clock that means 6 O’clock not nine or ten!  I’m not putting up with this bull#$%*.  Now didn’t she tell you that you needed to come see me this morning? 

This is your last chance do you understand what that means? Wipe that smirk off your face. 

Overheard:  The jail wasn’t so bad. The one deputy with the buzz cut said we could go right ahead when she heard your name. 

SHUT UP McFly!

(HeHe fist bump!)

Mango: nuts anyone?

See you tomorrow.

Thanks for being my friends.

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About Caro

I am a social worker by training and a peace officer by profession having worked with California’s delinquent youth and young adults for 28 years. I firmly believe that our development as humans depends on our environment and that sometimes we get stuck. As such, I write about those things we sometimes ignore or fail to see until we are forced to pay attention.
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